Daily Digest:

Al will return from vacation tomorrow and resume his blogging duties...assuming he decides to continue, even after checking the stats and determining that, after one week with me, his entire readership has abandoned ship. (That karaoke post was the last straw, wasn't it.)

Which means I'll go away and refocus my energies on:

Trying to pick up goth chicks by hanging around the Six Feet Under message board and worrying, like this guy, that subsequent episodes this season will ask us to follow narratives in multiple parallel universes.

Hating the French (oh yeah, the Germans, too).

My deep and abiding love of dance.