June 22, 2003

Don't Be Afraid

Who knew Laurence was so afraid of Utah? Reading his thoughts on the matter, I attribute his phobia to the fact that the only Utahan he's really known was a transfer from here ... and any Ute (as am I) on the planet will quickly tell you that Cougars are not to be trusted.

At least now he has me to balance things out ... and having lived 23 years there and 11 years here, I can assure him: there are only two types of people that must fear the Behave State: Alcoholics, and people who like to drive over 40 mph in the fast lane. Oh ... and anyone who distrusts theocracy. But that's it. So fear not, Laurence ... I won't let em' get you.

Of course, given recent events, this guy might.

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