It Must Be March:

Regular readers know I don't post much about sports, even though Kate and I often watch two games (of whatever) simultaneously. But today my Utes have a tourney match with Kentucky for the fifth time in eleven years. God help our team. Majerus notables:

"Ashley Judd came over and gave me a big hug. I think she felt sorry for me. That was the story of my sex life for the next two or three years."

"I like Kentucky people ... They're always nice to me. I guess it's easier to be nice when you're someone's doormat."

UPDATE: Alas, Utes lose again. At least some things you can count on ...