Howdy, Suckers!!

Aint' this Internet thing neat? Here I sit, in a little cybercafe in the Lesser Antilles, reading all the latest from blogmaster DJ Jazzy Jeff. (Doing a great job, J, BTW).

If you're curious, my vacation is going along swimmingly. I spend significantly less time not being pissed off at the French, U.N., etc. ... although with the wonder that is CNN we did awake to today's news about the bus explosion in Haifa. I punished my compatriots with a three-minute rant. Oh ... and last night I Fisked Connie Chung for all in attendance ... overall a lucid if daring performance bolstered by copious amounts of Amstel, Chilean wine, and a good Cuban Partagas.

Wish you all could have heard it.

Other than that, it's eat-sleep-dive-eat-sleep-dive ... each at least twice (and sometimes three times) a day. Have also enjoyed Carnival ... with a distinctly local flair that is Mardi Gras, but not.

I've been taking lots of snaps as well ... and will likely post a photoblog upon my return ... lots of juicy stuff with people in compromising positions ... you'll love it, I'm sure.

Well ... the timer on this PC is running down ... back to the grind (eat-sleep-dive, repeat).

Yours fondly,

Richard M. Nixon