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For today's auxiliary activity I direct you to a site I frequently visit with my two-year-old daughter: Homestarrunner.com. (Filling in for the vacationing Al is a stressful assignment. So as I was thinking about what to post first, I said to myself: Jeff, you can’t go wrong by emulating your blogging idols, Glenn and James, who long ago recognized that readers always enjoy a good daughter reference.)

If you are two years old, I suggest you start here. Otherwise, try here.