Happy Birthday Kim!!:

While you were worrying about the snow, or the war, your favorite Marxist psychopathic dictator was celebrating a birthday! The Avocare staff extends warm birthday greetings to Kim Jong Il, still spritely at 61, and still hard at work battling the U.S. oppressors. And according to this Korean Central News Agency report, the celebration was closer than you think:

February 16, the birthday of Kim Jong Il, was significantly celebrated in Korea and in different countries of the world as a common holiday of humankind.

And you didn't even send a card.